This topic has been archived. It cannot be replied.
-
枫下家园 / 生活杂事 / 我的生活麻烦多----吃饭漏满桌子饭、走平路可以摔跤、切菜常常切到手指头、做饭动不动就给烫着,还有,身上常有来历不明的青紫,学游泳单做手部或腿部动作还没事,一配合就要沉底……简直不明白怎么回事,好象我总是跟自己过不去,总怀疑自己是不是小脑发育不全 :)
而且我又是疤痕型皮肤,无论多小的伤哪怕只是擦破一点皮都会忠实地记录在案,手上从小学一年级的冻疮到历次搬家做饭的留念一应俱全,虽然我一没靠外貌吃饭的资本,二没靠这个吃饭的野心,可是看着这些不召即来挥之不去的历史记录还是有点无可奈何
各位XDJM,哪位有什么可以消除这些记录的好办法,能不能不吝赐教?
-skybird(飞鸟);
2002-9-15
{455}
(#748349@0)
-
您有点夸张了吧!
-nuts(拆家);
2002-9-15
(#748353@0)
-
昨天有人打听你打算拆谁的家
-nightmarewaltz(梦魇);
2002-9-15
(#748458@0)
-
"走平路可以摔跤、切菜常常切到手指头、做饭动不动就给烫着," That's me. :-(
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748356@0)
-
早啊,小心啊,一共才10个手指,1个礼拜切一个,2个半月就轮到脚趾了
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748361@0)
-
beat you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748364@0)
-
吃饭都掉地上了
-nightmarewaltz(梦魇);
2002-9-15
(#748456@0)
-
it wastes food.I don't do. @_@
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748500@0)
-
我兄弟也来参合一下,这好象是女的特性啊,
经常看见同事胳膊上青一块,紫一块的,于是小声问她,是不是遭人毒打啊
飞来白眼一个,说她也不知道从哪里来的
敢情是遭毒打了,还不知道谁打的
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
{146}
(#748359@0)
-
due to being lack of several vitamins.
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748362@0)
-
那就吃十全大补丸
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748367@0)
-
小时侯妈妈说是“鬼捏的” :)自己想不通有时还怀疑是不是得了什么稀罕血液病,跑到医院检查完了说没事,就是缺Vc,血管脆,开了一瓶Vc回家了
-skybird(飞鸟);
2002-9-15
(#748445@0)
-
吃饭漏满桌子饭(肯定在吃饭时,看报纸,电视等),走平路可以摔跤(走路想心思,看杂志,听音乐,或看见帅哥美女了)、切菜常常切到手指头(比较少做饭,不会熟练使用刀),做饭动不动就给烫着(没有安全意识,不知道什么地方有危险)
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748453@0)
-
agree:切菜常常切到手指头(比较少做饭,不会熟练使用刀),don't agree:做饭动不动就给烫着(没有安全意识,不知道什么地方有危险)I'M NOT A KID. O_o
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748459@0)
-
其实也很好解决,切东西的时候,对自己手艺不要要求太高,能吃就行了,至于烫着,我想一般是紧急情况下就弄不清危险了,也应该不慌不忙,大不了吃烧糊的东西了,最多扔了
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748470@0)
-
My fingers always are far away from my knife,so I don't know why. :-(
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748497@0)
-
My dad taught me: If u bent your fingers, and only let the first joints of your fingers touch the side of knife.........and don't cut too fast at beginning, then u won't cut yourself anymore........It works on me. :-))
-babyface(★RAW RAW★);
2002-9-15
(#748510@0)
-
Thanks,I will try next time. Everytime I try not to touch the edge,but most of the time I saw my blood burst out and I don't know what happened. :-(
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748522@0)
-
More tips....1: when u cut, lean the knife outside a little bit; 2, use wider knife, like chinese knives; 3, if u use narrow knife, eg cut fruits, cut slow.....And u will be fine. :-))
-babyface(★RAW RAW★);
2002-9-15
(#748534@0)
-
my father also told me like this a long time ago.
-lazycat(沧海一笑);
2002-9-15
(#748592@0)
-
刀太快了,所以没有感觉
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748539@0)
-
需要MM照顾
-nightmarewaltz(梦魇);
2002-9-15
(#748455@0)
-
你天天都在这里
-pocket(老军医);
2002-9-15
(#748460@0)
-
同在,同在
-nightmarewaltz(梦魇);
2002-9-15
(#748488@0)
-
yes,yes,yes,would you cook for me? :-D
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748462@0)
-
给你cook一个大pizza, 套你脖子上
-nightmarewaltz(梦魇);
2002-9-15
(#748494@0)
-
I don't eat pizza now. Worst idea.
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748499@0)
-
找个scapegoat???
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748465@0)
-
: ))) //以前有时候下班累了一个人回家对着清锅冷灶,做又懒得做,吃也懒得吃,真恨不能娶个老婆,一回家就可以看见甜甜的笑:“老公,你回来啦”,幸福啊......遐想ing
-skybird(飞鸟);
2002-9-15
(#748482@0)
-
穿着和服,退开木门,“回来了,辛苦了”,跪着拿出一双木屐,然后站起来帮你拖去外套,挂好,餐厅里饭菜正冒热气,。。。。你想去吧,先把闹钟关了弄了半天还是个哥门,哥们,你这毛病可不小啊,缺少体育锻炼啊
至于回家的惨象,大家都一样啊,不信你问有领导的哥们
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
{112}
(#748501@0)
-
:-) :-) :-)
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748506@0)
-
怎么个惨法?说来听听
-skybird(飞鸟);
2002-9-15
(#748512@0)
-
一对小夫妻,刚结婚,离父母家比较远,两个人一回家,8肢横七竖八,狂喊累,8只眼睛一对视,摸出副牌,比大小,输的负责出去买快餐,赢的,那个开心啊,继续躺着看电视
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748516@0)
-
我有个同事的父母当年结婚时俩人都不会做饭,喝了一个月的面条以后实在忍无可忍,只好开始练习厨艺
-skybird(飞鸟);
2002-9-15
(#748520@0)
-
其实也不是会不会的问题,是想不想的问题,有时候确实觉得时间花在做饭上不值得
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748527@0)
-
and sometiomes I don't know what to do. :-(
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748553@0)
-
放在锅里第一次煮放盐,if 不行 then 第二次 油炸+盐,if 不行 then 烤+盐, if 不行 then, 煮放糖。。。。。。。。。。。。千万次实验,总可以得到真理
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
{26}
(#748560@0)
-
I only have salt and oil.
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748567@0)
-
你定了没? 找个哪国的scapegoat?
-nightmarewaltz(梦魇);
2002-9-15
(#748492@0)
-
先问哪个国家的scapegoat,要我,是吧
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748503@0)
-
Yii?? Isn't she MM? @_@
-babyface(★RAW RAW★);
2002-9-15
(#748513@0)
-
sure?
-nightmarewaltz(梦魇);
2002-9-15
(#748524@0)
-
不去做你上面所说的那些事情.
-ltjt86(tyson~我是隐身人~);
2002-9-15
(#748491@0)
-
If ur skin is darker (like have more sunshine la..), then those marks won't be too obvious.......:-P
-babyface(★RAW RAW★);
2002-9-15
(#748505@0)
-
就象有些韩国MM,用黑色面霜遮脸上的小粉刺,小脸蛋很PP,黑里俏,一不留神发现怎么脖子是白的 :)
-skybird(飞鸟);
2002-9-15
(#748523@0)
-
我比你惨,出门让苍蝇给盯了,买鱼让鱼给划了手,开车把bumper给花了,刚才走路差点把脚扭了,这不前两天买的奶今儿一喝苦了,电脑硬盘误给格式化了,还有很多,想听不。
-xiaozhu(zhutou);
2002-9-15
(#748521@0)
-
外加买彩票又中奖了,是不是 :)
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748525@0)
-
哎,这两天提心吊胆的怕中西尼罗病毒。可这几率和彩票差不多吧。自己拿touch up涂车,涂的象打个补丁,又被老婆骂。
-xiaozhu(zhutou);
2002-9-15
(#748535@0)
-
老婆骂?你微笑地对她说:老婆大人在上,您能不能示范给贱民看看,如何涂
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748541@0)
-
老婆在做月子呢。
-xiaozhu(zhutou);
2002-9-15
(#748544@0)
-
哦,那改,微笑地对老婆说:大人在上,贱民知错,立刻返工马上到什么修车厂,让他们给弄好
至于钱吗,只好自己的零花钱和私房钱了
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
{68}
(#748549@0)
-
50 years experience. :-P
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748550@0)
-
再弄下去就变王八了
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748554@0)
-
why?
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748557@0)
-
才3分钟就给我加了20年
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748562@0)
-
nope.your experience belongs to the highest,senior senoir senoir.PF PF PF. and it sounds you have a wife squad. @_@
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748576@0)
-
hope so ,but it will also give me many trouble
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748587@0)
-
It sounds you had 30 years experience. :-D
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748545@0)
-
我记得我同事跟我说过一句话,现在想想,确实如此,与天斗,与人斗,其趣无穷(好象原话是毛大人说的)
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748552@0)
-
are you old enough to live in the time of Mao?
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748564@0)
-
思想和精神够了,身体还不行,不能上山下乡
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748565@0)
-
and before you was born,Mao has been in the another world.
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748579@0)
-
还没呢,他得先让我接见完了,才轮到马克思同志
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748584@0)
-
Hands !!
-babyface(★RAW RAW★);
2002-9-15
(#748537@0)
-
你hand啥,一hand就中,我hand的4次方anyway, wish u good luck
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
{24}
(#748543@0)
-
:-))
-babyface(★RAW RAW★);
2002-9-15
(#748561@0)
-
刚才打荷包蛋,把蛋给捏碎了。
-xiaozhu(zhutou);
2002-9-15
(#748558@0)
-
你你你,把老婆补身体的本鸡双黄蛋给弄坏了,还不一边反醒去
-oceandeep(北极熊® Zzz Zzz);
2002-9-15
(#748566@0)
-
my god. I laughed too strong to hold my mouse.
-henhen(哼哼~~,找工ing~~~~);
2002-9-15
(#748570@0)
-
1. it could be something not funtional very well with your little brain -- check with your doctor2. there might be something missed in your heart --- TLC will help.
-edge(每天一点点);
2002-9-15
{67}
(#748816@0)
-
测血压。心脏也要查一查,我母亲以前和你一样的症状。
不要掉以轻心。
-feijintom(恨我不聪);
2002-9-15
(#748878@0)
-
在各国做过各种体检N次,只查出来过低血压,现在刚体检完医生告诉我一切零部件及功能 perfect,包括血压以前走平路摔跤的原因一是习惯性脚踝扭伤,二是缺钙,现在也几乎不犯了
其它的嘛,估计是小时侯学走路之前爬行练习太少,所以手脚协调性太差 : )) 多学学游泳应该不错
-skybird(飞鸟);
2002-9-16
{159}
(#749943@0)
-
啊?您什么时候见过我家的领导啊?
-salas88(陈随便);
2002-9-15
(#749048@0)
-
这两天看过一个广告,一种东西可以去除疤痕,但忘记名字了。
-lilyba(Sunshine);
2002-9-16
(#749951@0)