本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛I eat breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand SEC & CRA asses who are trained to pick me off. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a stack of financial statements , and make me nervous.

Son, we live in a world that has battles, and those battles have to be tackled by men like me. Who's gonna do it? You? Auditor from the Big Fool? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the GAAP and curse the financial reportings. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that your picky eyes, while tragic, probably saved potential class actions. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves the quarterly filings. You don't want the truth - because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in those screens.

You need me in those screens. We use words like debit/credit, G/L, reconciliation.

We use these words as the backbone of a life spent providing financial disclosure. You use them as a punch line.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very auditing fees that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I'd suggest you pick up a calculator and do the entry. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net