本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A man comes into the store one day, wanting a half a head of lettuce.
"We don't sell half heads of lettuce, sir" RDunn15 explained patiently.

"Well, why not??" "I live alone, and I don't need a whole head of lettuce!!"
After discussing it for 15 minutes with no luck, Dunn said, "Well, I'll go and ask my manager Ben." .

Once in Ben抯 office, he vented his frustration saying "Some asshole out there wants to
buy a half a head of lettuce . . . . . .", and out of the corner of his eye saw the gentleman who had followed him into the office.
". . . . and this gentleman has kindly agreed to buy the other half! " Dunn finished - with a smile.

After the deal was concluded, Ben said "I like the way you handled yourself there.
We like workers who think on their feet. Where you from, son?"
"Canada!" said Dunn. "I practised thinking on the Hot Topics forum.

"Oh! said Ben - and what made you come down to the US?"
"Well sir -- there's nothing in Canada but . hookers and . hockey players!"

"Indeed!" said Ben. "My wife is from Canada!"
"Well!" . said RDunn15. ... . "Which team did she play for?更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net