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Tampex..........

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Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.

On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail".

Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled, saying, "I brought these." The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with those?" He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating?"
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Last Updated: 2002-6-1
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  • 枫下家园 / 生活杂事 / JJMM们近来看,男同胞们不要来,给太太帮忙看的可以.:P -cocotea(可可茶-今夕何夕); 2002-6-1 {246} (#552615@0)
    记得以前有个JM问关于类似国内卖的"娇研"护理液在哪里有得卖的问题,我以前也一直找不到,以为这里没有,后来发现在drug store等店都有.比如shopper's drug mart, wal mart等,在卫生巾附近.名字有带Feminine 或者是vagina的字样.以前是以为在bodywash附近,老找不着.
    • 一不小心看了,当是帮我未来太太看的可以吧:O -kidding(一笑); 2002-6-1 (#552621@0)
    • 我也有个问题想问问JJMM，GGDD就不用进来了。 -ellenliuren(Ellen); 2002-6-1 {136} (#552655@0)
      国内我常用强生牌的内置卫生面条，这里那儿有卖？
      如果有其他牌子的，什么牌子好？
      问这个问题真不好意思。但我带来的要用完了，愁。
      谢谢先！
      • 所有的drugstore,超市都有.不过不知道有没有强生这个牌子的. -cocotea(可可茶-今夕何夕); 2002-6-1 {30} (#552660@0)
        没有用棉条的经验,不知道哪个好.
      • Tampex.......... -you(you); 2002-6-1 {1007} (#552661@0)
        Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.

        On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail".

        Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

        The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled, saying, "I brought these." The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with those?" He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating?"

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