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The equations of life:

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>
> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>
> SHOPPING MATHS
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>
> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
> HAPPINESS
> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
> little.
> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
> understand her at all.
>
> MEMORY
> Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people
> remembering the same thing.
>
> APPEARANCE
> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
>
> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下佳缘 / 情爱悠悠 / The equations of life:
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
    > Smart man + smart woman = romance
    > Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    > Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    > Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
    >
    > OFFICE ARITHMETIC
    > Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    > Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    > Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    > Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
    >
    > SHOPPING MATHS
    > A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    > A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
    >
    > GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
    > A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    > A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    > A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    >
    > HAPPINESS
    > To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
    > little.
    > To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
    > understand her at all.
    >
    > MEMORY
    > Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people
    > remembering the same thing.
    >
    > APPEARANCE
    > Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    > Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
    >
    > PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
    > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
    >
    > DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
    > A woman has the last word in any argument.
    > Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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